DraftKings: Only Fools Rusin
At least, that's what wise men say. Thankfully for both you and I, I'm not one of those...wait, I mean...dammit, nevermind, you know what I mean. I think? Not good to start a recommendation blog off...
View ArticleDraftKings: If I Wood, Could You?
Nothing like starting the week off with some Alice In Chains, amirite? Wait, what am I talking about, I'm the old fogey around here. So what do you want to hear, kids? The Billboard top 100 tells me...
View ArticleJohn Gets the Axford
After blowing his fifth save Thursday night, giving up three walks and two runs in the ninth, John Axford has now blown four save chances in his past five appearances. Colorado Rockies Manager Walt...
View ArticleCrawford Goes Bombie Dearest
Yesterday, Brandon Crawford went 2-for-5, 2 runs, 3 RBIs with two homers (17, 18). Crawford has a big flashing sign over his head that reads, "Career Year." Under said sign, he has a smaller sign that...
View ArticleDraftKings: Rays A Glass On Labor Day
Cheers to you and yours on this fine Labor Day. And now, cheers to all the hard work you've done over this last year and the history of hard work this nation has done. Now cheers to the stretch run of...
View ArticleLucas’s Return Of The Duda
Yesterday, Lucas Duda went 3-for-5, 3 RBIs with two homers (26, 27). He now has five homers in the last three days. Duda goes from doodie to Duda in the blink of an eye. He's like a sports car that...
View ArticleDraftKings: Start Them While You Can
As the 2015 MLB regular season concludes, there are still playoff positions to be won and teams to get in. Today will be a day where you really want to stay glued to starting lineups and starting...
View ArticleTop 20 Catchers, 2015 Fantasy Baseball, A Recap
It feels like just the other day the baseball regular season started. You wrote “I heart baseball” in permanent marker on your arm, then you met a girl who wrote “I heart guys who heart baseball” on...
View ArticleTop 20 Catchers for 2016 Fantasy Baseball
The other day the top 10 for 2016 fantasy baseball was straight sexy like when a model on America's Next Top Model knows how to smize and booty tooch. Then, the next day, the top 20 for 2016 fantasy...
View Article2016 Team Previews: Atlanta Braves
Welcome to the 2016 Razzball Team Previews! You’ll find everything you need to know about each team to get yourself ready for the upcoming fantasy baseball season. And I mean everything, folks. We’ve...
View ArticleSAGNOF Report: Run Like You Stole It.
Sorry I missed you guys... and girls last week. I was having computer issues, and when you couple that with all my other issues, well then, you got a lot of issues. This week I'm going to keep focusing...
View ArticleAnderson Joins The Tyler High Club
I don't usually mention pitchers in Coors. Even rarer still that I mention pitchers filled with Coors. Most pitchers with Coors are piss-poor. That's for every definition of Coors and pitchers....
View ArticleWhen You’re Here (In Pain And Fear), You’re Familia
Jeurys Familia was given a 15-game suspension for domestic abuse charges filed against him this offseason. One could say Jeurys was given a 15-day DL trip to Familia, but the DL in this case is...
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